| P!nk - Catch-22   [SPOKEN]:Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Pink Airlines. We hope your
 flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is
 as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright
 and locked position during the take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you...
 
 Waiting on a ticket
 'Cause you're looking for the ride
 You're feeling on top
 'Cause you're flying through the sky
 You wanna have your cake
 And you wanna eat it too
 Everybody's always pointing fingers at you
 You're damned if you do
 You're damned if you don't
 We're always doing all the things
 That we say we won't
 
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 Here we go
 We're riding on a whim
 Connecting with a rendezvous
 Here we go
 We're jumping off the wings
 We're going round in circles
 It's a catch 22
 Yes, we're flying round in circles
 It's a catch 22
 yes were rocking round in circles
 it's the catch 22
 
 [SPOKEN]:
 If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable
 or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight
 attendant immediately. All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way
 pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position
 until the pilot notifies us that we areat a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.
 
 Looking from the outside
 You're always looking in
 You think you fixed the problem
 'Til it comes right back again
 And life seems like a trap
 You're trying to get out
 You're searching for you cheese
 'Cause you feel like mighty mouse
 You're damned if you don't
 You're damned if you do
 You've seen all the signs
 But you haven't got a clue
 
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 You are in for the ride of you life
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 [SPOKEN]:
 We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us at Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your items, as during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your neighbeigher's head and knock you the fuck out...
 
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